AK-47

Following on from a couple of quotes left on the present unit's message board. Here's some more AK-47 quotes that I recall from my time studyoing at the Military Academy of the Stars Hollywood (MASH):





Pat Greer - "That bar has more AK-47s than Budweiser."

'Heavy D', Big Trouble, 2002


Sam 'The Gardener' - " This one's Purple Kush, and this one's AK-47, and this one here... This one's my baby. I call her Sensimillia."

Shane Richardson II, Desperate Hippies, 2005


Jack Slater - " And Whitney! Why can't she be like every other teenager. For prom night she stayed home and field stripped an AK-47."

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Last Action Hero, 1993


Yuri Orlov - " After the Cold War, the AK-47 became Russia's biggest export. After that came vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists."

Nicholas Cage, Lord of War, 2005


Security Receptionist- "I'm sorry sir, we don't have any openings."
Bircham - "You don't have any openings for a guy who can put on a blindfold, dismantle an AK-47, oil it up and reassemble it in under four minutes?"
Security Receptionist - "I'm afraid..."
Bircham - "No openings for someone who can slip in under cover of darkness, garrote his target with piano wire, and escape undetected, you don't have any openings for someone like that?"
Security Receptionist - "Sir..."
Bircham - "A man who put his ass on the line for two tours in Vietnam, so you could go home to your lesbian partner, and live in a judgment-free society. No openings for someone like that?"

Adam Carolla, Crank Yankers, 2002


Dr Abby Barnes - "Nothing that a rooftop and an AK-47 won't take care of."

Janeane Garofalo, The Truth About Cats and Dogs, 1996


and my personal favourite:


Revd Carlyle - "You cannot hide from an AK-47 that's been blessed by the lord".

Christopher Plummer, Skeletons, 1996